"Pull Her Bald Blues"

by Joseph McCombs

This neighborhood is mine
Sure doesn't need her kind
Still she comes 'round here all the time

          I'm gonna pull her bald
          I'm tellin' y'all, I'm gonna pull her bald

She took my only reward
I bet her balls are twice as hard
She better put up her guard

          'Cause I'm gonna pull her bald
          I swear to god I'm gonna pull her bald

People say "How can you talk like that"
They say the little girl is so sweet
But people, you've only seen half the story
Take a look at her now walking down the street

Here she comes swingin' her tits like tassels
All she does is bring my life hassles
That bitch better get ready to wrassle

          'Cause I'm gonna pull her bald
          I'm gonna pull that fucking bitch bald

                                (thank you)
                  (thank you very much)

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