Quotes - Boston

"I've got two -- count 'em, two -- Biblical references in my title. It's called 'Job at Gethsemane.'" - Vince
"'Job at Gethsemane'?! Don't you think that's laying it on a bit thick? Job -- Symbol of Despair! Gethsemane -- Symbol of Despair! Two despairing tastes that taste despairing together!" - Dave*

6/12/95:

"Vince, does it ever bother you that you don't make any sense at all?" - Rebecca

6/21/95:

"Goats are more useful. You can get milk from them!" - Rebecca
"You can get milk from any mammal! You could milk a whale if you wanted to!" - Vince

"I think if we ever saw context, we'd shoot it." - Vince

"Send a gift. Send a small, symbolic gift. Like a condom." - Rebecca (on Joe's friend's wedding)

6/27/95:

"She looked like a lich! She looked like a lich... who just went to a beauty salon!" - Rebecca

7/1/95:

"This isn't deep, it's bottomless!" - Vince (on _Eraserhead_)

Undated 1995 Boston remarks:

"Mom, they're calling me Devil Child!" - unknown "T" rider
"Oh, they're just jealous!" - rider's mom

"You could cut with a knife the love and respect in the air." - Gary LaPierre (on the pope's arrival)

"Attributing transvestitism to its sporting heroes is perhaps not the mark of an emotionally healthy society. But that's what happened in Ireland." - Joe O'Connor (on things to do in Ireland).

"It was a book about repressed female sexuality. It was a seminal feminal work." - Dave* (on _The Female Eunuch_).

"Every time he opens his mouth, a short squat Chinese philosopher jumps out." - Dave*

"You're bourgeois. If there's a Marxist revolution I get to shoot you." - Vince