Dave*'s "Quotes of the Week"
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- (1) "Why, Saladin, what a big scimitar you have."
- - Richard the Lion Hearted
- (2) "Tell me his name, doctor!"
- - Jodie Foster in "Gone With the Wind"
- (3) "HehHehHeh. That was cool!"
- - Phillip II, hearing of the fate of the Spanish Armada
- (4) "Paw, I miss Maw."
"Well, son, adjust your rifle sights."
- (5) "Watson, where'd you hide my coke? C'mon, Watsy-Pookums, I need a fix."
- - Sherlock Holmes, in The Case of the Fifteen Freaks
- (6) "First there is a mountain. Then there is no mountain. Then there is."
- - Joseph Stalin
- (7) "oh, me so horny..."
- - Kipling
- (8) " "
- - Mute Man
- (9) "You still breathe? What century is this?"
- - Me
- (10) "Damnit, Luke, would you QUIT WHINING!"
- - Obi-Wan, in another uncut scene from "A New Hope"
- (11) "Hey, baby, wanna wiggle my ears?"
- - Ross Perot
- (12) "I'm tellin' ya, those all-nighters are killin' me!"
- - Overhheard at the Student Union of Transylvania U.
- (13) "Oo-ta goota, Solo?"
- - Shakepeare
- (14) "To breathe or not to breathe... that is the question."
- - Darth Vader
- (15) "Cheko Wap-tay, me-no-naska RASHASA! HAHAHAHA!"
- - Howdy Doody, the Next Generation
- (16) "WARM IT UP, KRISS/That's what I'm here to do/WARM IT UP, KRISS/That's what I was born to do"
- - Bob Dylan
- (17) "No, Bud Light"
- - One of the apes from "2001" immediately after touching the Monolith
- (18) "Hey, Sancho, wanna see my lance?"
- - Don Quioxote, in "Don Quixote II: Revenge of the Swami Erectus"
- (19) "Look, Ma! No cavities!"
- - Count Vlad the Impaler
- (20) "All students will be required to shave their heads and chant Hava Negila sometime between April 10th and 12th their sophomore year."
- - Allegheny College Catalog
- (21) "I drank WHAT?!?"
- - Socrates
- (22) "Yo! Homosentient!"
- - Yz the Unprofaned, at the big Superbowl bash on Uio IV
- (23) "Stay on target! Stay on target!"
- - Luke Skywalker taking an archery final
- (24) "And I was jes' a-sittin' on the porch when this ungly dude comes up and tried to sell me surfboard wax!"
- - Thomas Jefferson
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