Dave*'s "Quotes of the Week"

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(1) "Why, Saladin, what a big scimitar you have."
- Richard the Lion Hearted

(2) "Tell me his name, doctor!"
- Jodie Foster in "Gone With the Wind"

(3) "HehHehHeh. That was cool!"
- Phillip II, hearing of the fate of the Spanish Armada

(4) "Paw, I miss Maw."
     "Well, son, adjust your rifle sights."

(5) "Watson, where'd you hide my coke? C'mon, Watsy-Pookums, I need a fix."
- Sherlock Holmes, in The Case of the Fifteen Freaks

(6) "First there is a mountain. Then there is no mountain. Then there is."
- Joseph Stalin

(7) "oh, me so horny..."
- Kipling

(8) "     "
- Mute Man

(9) "You still breathe? What century is this?"
- Me

(10) "Damnit, Luke, would you QUIT WHINING!"
- Obi-Wan, in another uncut scene from "A New Hope"

(11) "Hey, baby, wanna wiggle my ears?"
- Ross Perot

(12) "I'm tellin' ya, those all-nighters are killin' me!"
- Overhheard at the Student Union of Transylvania U.

(13) "Oo-ta goota, Solo?"
- Shakepeare

(14) "To breathe or not to breathe... that is the question."
- Darth Vader

(15) "Cheko Wap-tay, me-no-naska RASHASA! HAHAHAHA!"
- Howdy Doody, the Next Generation

(16) "WARM IT UP, KRISS/That's what I'm here to do/WARM IT UP, KRISS/That's what I was born to do"
- Bob Dylan

(17) "No, Bud Light"
- One of the apes from "2001" immediately after touching the Monolith

(18) "Hey, Sancho, wanna see my lance?"
- Don Quioxote, in "Don Quixote II: Revenge of the Swami Erectus"

(19) "Look, Ma! No cavities!"
- Count Vlad the Impaler

(20) "All students will be required to shave their heads and chant Hava Negila sometime between April 10th and 12th their sophomore year."
- Allegheny College Catalog

(21) "I drank WHAT?!?"
- Socrates

(22) "Yo! Homosentient!"
- Yz the Unprofaned, at the big Superbowl bash on Uio IV

(23) "Stay on target! Stay on target!"
- Luke Skywalker taking an archery final

(24) "And I was jes' a-sittin' on the porch when this ungly dude comes up and tried to sell me surfboard wax!"
- Thomas Jefferson



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last modified 26 October 1999