Quotes - Joe's Housewarming (June 2001)

"I'm not that fond of bidets." - Leah
"I am, but to get one in the states I have to do a handstand in the shower." - Joe

"I had an experience with Jer that I don't think he could have faked." - Dave*
"You would be surprised what Jer could fake." - Leah

"'Bridget Jones' for me was like going to mass." - Dave*

"Oh my god I'd start her at defensive tackle." - Joe

"It's like winning the Society for the Advancement of Leprosy Award." - Dave*

"Please do not noogie the DJ." - Josh