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The below quotes were added on Dec. 25, 1999, and provided by Steve: "He knows what to do with his girlfriend, but he doesn't realize it's okay to do it with other people, too." - Pixie
"Lie flat on your back and we'll tell you exactly what to do." - Steve "Yuck! This sperm stuff tastes like shit!" - Rose Shope "You gotta get Dave from behind." - Vince "These are the sorts of things we should be doing together." - Vince "You didn't bring that forward last time." - Dave K. "You know, I have done it before." - Leah "I can whip it out in FORTRAN, in C, number crunching." - Vince "I am in a sea of bananas. I will never lose my banana again." - Neal "It was fun! I felt it go from that end to this end!" - Mike Matott "I'm walking back with Neal, but I'm going to sleep with someone entirely different." - Aletta "Remember, I have certain little things." - Brent "Even though it's not as much, it's still more." - Pixie "Can't control grip function!" - Neal "I smell Brandi much more clearly than Dave*." - Rebecca "Where are the men stripping the women? Where's that event?" - Neal "It's my dream to run around and have sex with as many men as possible." - Brent "Why don't you come and lick it off?" - Pixie "It's all very spiritual until she starts taking off her clothes." - Steve "Don't make it explode...you're squeezing it too hard." - Mike Matott "Look! Headless Carrot Man! Let's put him on horseback!" - Neal "If it makes you feel better, just imagine that I'm a nun." - Brent "I want to poop. I want to sleep then poop. I want to poop then sleep." - Brent "In an hour or two you'll get bored and take off your clothes." - Brent "Slapping nuns is great!" - Steve
Conversation: Above quotes added on Dec. 25, 1999: "Just from that two second whispered comment grew this cult of secrecy to drive us all mad?" - Rebecca (10/28/1994) "It did an ishky-bishky-bork-bork-bork." - Leah (11/30/1994) "... and suddenly my fingers were lubricated" - Vince (to Brent)
"It's a good thing I don't have a bullwhip, 'cause I would do some damage." - Lorrie (to Josh) "You're the anti-Dan. I'm going to duct tape you to myself." -Leah (to Lorrie) "I'll water your socks with my tears." - Leah "He has a hot little acetone." - Steve "I blew truth and sunshine up his ass until he saw the light." - Steve "Mock. mock. mock. mock. mock. Recurrent lapdogs." - Steve (to Leah)
"You're a bad hallucinogenic drug." - Leah "Hey, you missed my half butt wiggle." - Steve (to Josh) "He scares me. He scares me and he smells bad." - Rebecca (on Prof. Dougan) "For some reason I'm riding a turkey." - Vince "Human sensitivity can bite me." - Josh "Why is that incorrect? Can't I boogie if I want to?" - Rebecca (to Josh) "She was on her knees, and you were standing straight up and smiling!" - Vince (to Josh) "Dead, Death, Craig..." - Vince "I've been beaten, flogged, and we're not even dating any more." - Vince (to Christy) "Did you know there are levers under here?" - Christy "Thank you, just keep pouring." - Christy "You can be 'saucy wench' if you like." - Steve (to Rebecca) "No one but Jer could pull a lot of things off." - Rebecca
"I've got two purple markers here if anybody wants them." - Rebecca
"Your timing is impeccable." - Christy "I believe the technical term is 'mother whumpin'." - Vince
Pixie puts halo over her head (she's 'sweet and innocent') "Mother Superior, please whup the boy." - Vince
"What seditious organization would let 'the King' have an honorary membership?" - Rebecca "But your piece of raw meat isn't here." - Pixie (to Vince) "It would be better if Becky would stop wiggling." - Vince "Wooo... If you go probin' in that behind..." - Vince (to Joe) "What? I'm offering a description! 'Amoral' is hardly fawning." - Rebecca "Tennis shoes are best for stalking chipmunks." - Christy "That guy... Chris Elliot... he just begs for sodomy." - Vince
"He should be shot. He should have his penis cut off and then dumped in hydrochloric acid so he can smell it burn. And then we'll see what he thinks of Shakespeare." - Catherine "I'm sorry, I just had an existential attack." - Steve "I can't believe I had a thought! It's been so long!" - Christy "If you don't like the shape of your pig, we'll take care of that." - Vince "I'll show you fear in a handful of marinara sauce." - Vince "I'm postmodern you skanky ho-bag." - Vince "No... ball doesn't want to be friends with pizza." - Chau "If I've got issues, then she's the publisher..." - Dave* |
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