Ode to an Oral

by Leah L. Cole & Brian Donley

Here we sit in Donuts-N-More
With this poem we hope not to bore
You have your oral at ten today
We know you'll do well, come what may
All dressed up in your fancy skirt
Stockings, dress, shoes and brand new shirt
You'll be ready to explain what your comp's all about
They'll be so impressed you won't have to shout.
You dealt with Paul oh-so-well
Even though that whole dating-him thing was hell
Finally learned how to do your stats
Even if your profs were a bunch of dirty rats
We're so proud of our comping Lorrie
And that, my dear, is the end of our story.

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