Quotes - September 23-24,1994

Friday, September 23

"I wasn't lying under her!" - Vince

"Through Brandi's sex life we got to the taste of vanilla." - Vince
-later-
"Brandi tastes like vanilla." - Vince

Incidents:
- 12:37 a.m.: Vince bites Joe's ankle.

Saturday, September 24

"A baby ate my dingo!" - Vince
"Vince, if a baby ate your dingo, imagine what a full-grown woman'll do for you." - Jer

"Oh my God, you're drinking Rush Limbaugh juice!" - Leah

"You sit down in this chair and you just don't quit sitting." - Jer

"I'll make you uncomfortable if you ask me to." - Christy

"Everyone avert your eyes, we're going to get squishy!" - Vince (holding Brent)

"Go dashiki boy!" - Josh (to Vince)

"I'll get the goddamn shot glasses!" - Rebecca

"Even cowgirls get techno." - Josh

"I said get down not go down!" - Vince

"Bow wow." - Vince

"Vince just wants all our navels." - Jer
"Go ahead, give me navel." - Brent
"Vince gives great navel." - Josh

"Mary, could you untie MY shoes?" - Neal

"You're a dyslexic vampire. You suck your way up." - Mary

"Anal sex always works. It's like a button." - Vince

"As quick as this'll go in and out, you won't need chalk." - Jer

"I've been eaten by Becky, I lived." - Vince

"Oh honey, you KNOW where to put it!" - Vince (to Brent)

"Not tonight honey, next time. I have a headache." - Anna (after Josh attempts to bite her)

"Can you say mounds of testosterone? Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh..." - Josh

"Love shack BABY!" - Joe

"I will have a 60-piece orchestra just follow me around." - Christy

"Josh is never comfortable." - Christy
"I can make him comfortable." - Mary

"We've got big balls." - Vince

"Bite me bite me bite me." - Leah
"Where do you want it, baby?" - Rebecca

"Not so tight." - Vince (to Brent)

"Joe has no ego." - Josh

"Can we hang little Easter eggs from his ears?" - Leah

"I'm feeling kind of syrupy." - Josh

"Someone's going to eat Rebecca's cherry." - Josh (Rebecca then kicks him 3 times)

"I want my Rueben." - Aletta

"Do you want a longer one, Mary?" - Steve

"Josh, is that a cheesestick in you mouth or are you just happy to see me?" - Brent
"Yes, both. That's WHY I have a cheesestick in my mouth." - Josh

"My mind flew away a long time ago." - Josh

"A cheesestick can be thrown through a human body in one piece." - Jer
"But can it be thrown through a dashiki?" - Josh

"He wasn't doing anything he couldn't have done if I wasn't wearing a crop top." - Rebecca

"I can insert it better from the front." - Jer

"I have weird auditory hallucinations." - Vince

"Mary's gone headless." - Josh
"But she could get some." - Pixie
(Two totally different conversations that coincided beautifully)

"I had Rueben." - Aletta

"I always run into weird people in public restrooms." - Joe

"Woogy woogy woogy." - various

Incidents:
- many Shakespearean insults were hurled in Italian accents
- someone did a shot of Goldschlager out of a coffee mug
- we danced to Falco and "One Night in Bangkok"
- Joe sang "Norwegian Wood" and a song of his own composing called "Brighter Shade of Blue"
- Christy sang "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina" and one we didn't know
- we all sang "Love Shack" and various other melodies
- Leah tied not one but TWO cheery stems into knots with her tongue at Perkins
- Joe chugged an entire liter of iced tea
- everyone bit at least one other person in a platonic sort of way (at least we THINK it was platonic [for most of them])