
Entries:
1) "Wow, I didn't know centipedes could chew through shoe leather." - Dave*
2) "Brandi, roll initiative! The leprechaun just cast lighting bolt on your kneecap!" - Dave*
3) "Okay, John, I'll do the ping-pong ball trick, but just ONCE! Capiche?" - Joe
4) "Well, I guess that's one less trident-class rodent in the world. I'll just pick up what's left of him with this napkin. C'mon, where's the famous Biomancer unsqueemishness? I just hope you never use those stiletto heels on ME." - Frank
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