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10. botty:
Schoolboy word for arse.
I'm going to wipe my botty.
A user said this should be deleted: "This word is misspelled. The indended word is "booty.""
15. lan party:
A collection of geeks who feel normal because they brought thier computers to link up and play qauke.
The local off-licence caters for lan parties.
A user said this is hateful: "This definition is clearly biased to the point of being hateful. Not only that, but they spelled Quake wrong."
]]>Let's break this down into simple, easy-to-digest chunks.
The "Free World" isn't free.
Democracy was broken to start with and has only gotten worse.
There is no way to exercise your democratic rights because the term "democratic rights" does not refer.
You feel good about voting? So did the child who, in the 80s, sang along to Mel & Kim's "Respectable", feeling that they are expressing their rebelliousness in an effective fashion. Unless that child's parents were complete and utter morons, the only thing they were concerned about was its taste in music. They slept soundly, safe in the knowledge that their child's rebellion was occurring within safe, controlled parameters.
Look at yourself. You don't listen to pop music. You buy Bill Hicks CDs and movies like Fight Club. You read independent media sources - you're far more informed than, say, the average person who has only seen "Fahrenheit 9/11" and taken it at face value. You even shudder to call yourself "left wing", knowing that to do so would be to fall into that trap of easy categorisation which allows the media and other power elites to subdivide you off, simplify your views and dismiss you.
So, what the fuck are you doing with this knowledge? Do you think you're any more free for it? Did your attendance at No War rallies stop the invasion of Iraq? Exactly.
You're impotent.
I hereby invoke the following manifesto:
We, the people of the western democratic nations of the world:
- in recognition of the fact that freedom of speech does not exist
- in recognition of the fact that democracy, as with all existing political systems, was created as a means for the few to control the destinies of the many
- in recognition of the fact that our culture encourages ignorance and non-participation
- in recognition of the fact that voting is merely the illusion of choice;
declare that we shall do everything in our power to ensure that there is revolution within one generation.
We shall do this by refusing to resign ourselves to despair and inaction.
We shall do this by continuing to speak against injustice where it occurs.
Most of all, we shall do this by breeding, and educating our young in the truths of this world. We shall encourage them to take up arms and incite revolution among their peers.
And we shall not allow them to listen to Stock, Aitken & Waterman.
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eg:
Leon
a lanky male who has head shaped like a loaf of bread and masturbates too much.
Rich is better than Leon. Leon masturbates too much.
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65. phish:
no-talent fucks
All you phish phucks need to get gutted like a phish and made into phish phood
A user said this is inaccurate: "phish has talent. obviously."
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55. palos verdes:
A beautiful hill in LA county. Often has snobby children and alcoholic parents.
My friend's mom went drunk driving because she's from Palos Verdes.
A user said this is hateful: "It is cruel to squirrels and squirrel-related organizations"
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22. world war II:
a huge war in the 1940s. Australia absolutely dominated the Japanese forces, and then the Americans joined in after the aussies had almost totally beaten the japs.
"Man the americans frag-stole so hard in world war II."
A user said this is incoherent: "I have 3 words... WHAT THE FUCK? The Aussies were gett'n ass raped by Japan. The Japenese fleet was headed straight for Australia until the U.S. Navy defeated them in the battle of Coral Sea."
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19. anthony kiedis:
ex-heroin addict like every other great, talented musucian/songwriter; he happens to be a real dick in person
I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but Anthony Kiedis is a fuckin' asshole.
A user said this is inaccurate: "ANTHONY KIEDIS IS THE NICEST PERSON EVER. HE SHOULD NOT BE PUT INTO WORDS THIS WAY AND I CAN NOT STAND TO SEE HIM BEING VIOLATED LIKE THIS. PLEASE DELETE THIS ENTRY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!"
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16. teenage mutant ninja turtles:
ROCK! Donacello, (I have no idea how to spell that) Raphael, Micahelangelo, and Leonardo. The rat man, was called Master, and I think Scar. And not to forget April.
I used to watch all the movies and t.v. shows with my brother.... ahh...
A user said this is inaccurate: "I'm sorry, it's pretty inaccurate and doesn't hit the nail on the head in the slightest."
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14. natemosexual:
1. a short kid, usually reffered to as "Nate" who likes or pretends to like the same sex, which is usually the male sex. These people will also tend to axehammer after a few beers which can be very gross at a sausage fest 2. a homosexual which goes by the name of "Nate" or "Nathan;" doesnt show any physical attraction to females and tries to hide his homosexual side by hooking up with few girls and leaving them with Cleveland Steamer's or tryin to get them to let him bookaki on their face. 3. A kid who gets visited by the Morning Wood Fairy all too often when sleeping in a bed with other males. (usually good friends) also tends to stare at other males genitals and try to flick them, also known as a cock knocker
wow this kid is definetely a natemosexual, he always tries to sleep in my bed with me and flicks my cock when i stand next to him.
A user said this is hateful: "it is about me"
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12. democrat:
We are all forgetting the biggest problem in the democratic theory: man is good. Bullshit.
Anarchistic, pessimistic, fat, lazy, deceptive, rich, hypocritical, bum-loving Antichrists.
Bill Hicks deserved to die. Jackass. That's funny cause their logo is a jackass.
A user said this is hateful: "What kind of satanist are you? where is your information coming from, Dan Quayle?"
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9. star wars:
the most idotic movie in the history of our nation. only freaks who sit at home in their bedrooms and wack off to pricees liea enjoy this stupid piece of shit
o your one on those STAR WARS losers
A user said this is offensive: "you are an obvious 50 year old virign who loves wanking off to your mother."
]]>Jeff Smith (grumpyass)
Ventura, CA
Date: 28 May 2004
Summary: updated news on distribution
I have just read on a site that the Weinstein's have boughten Michale Moore's film for $6 Million to distribute it. They are now in negotiations with Disney who still do not want to release the film to the public. Hopefully the film will be released in September or October before the 2004 election. Lets all hope things work out so that the movie comes out so we can all see it and enjoy the magical work of Michael Moore. The movie sounds to be promising and hopefully as good as his other films. This is a free country, which under the 1st amendment for freedom of speech, so Michael Moore has the right to have made the film and have it released for others to see.