I'm a lasagna boy!

Lies, damn lies, and the Chronicle.

Don Asmussen'sBad Reporter makes the Chronicle worth buying.

Since my comrade Mark and I can no longer commiserate over the local print media while downing crumb donuts (me) and blueberry muffins (him) at Bob's Donuts, it's up to me to belly-ache about how his comic ("The LIES behind the TRUTH, and the TRUTH behind those LIES that are behind that TRUTH") amusingly underscores all the crap that is the Chronicle. Both the L.A.Times (frustratingly not available for home delivery in my 'hood) and the Examiner ("Since 1865") have more solid regional coverage.