November 18, 2004

Note to Turin

Dear Turin:
You can have your blessed shroud. We've got a Offsite: eBaygrilled cheese sandwich.
      Signed, Miami.

Aujourd'hui, j'ai reçu une télègramme:


TURIN TO MIAMI
RESEMBLANCE HEDY LAMARR POSSIBLE LILLIAN GISH STOP DEFINITELY
NOT VIRGIN MARY STOP USE SPELLCHECK WHEN POSTING TO EBAY

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